Commando Tactics
Just when one thinks that one shall welcome the new year in a rather restrained manner with a half a glass of bubbly and a gentle shindig and get home safely one bumps into a Christmas tree humping stock broker, his friend, blessed with the lovely nickname "Mallet", and the people from the latter's attic. The only logical otion is to get absolutely spangled and to spend the next 60 hours creating impromptu performance art with balloons, having a session on a Gyrotonic machine wearing a kilt, watching a film called "Old School" six times without retaining any of it and magically changing locations at random intervals while singing The Dan Band's version of "The Total Eclipse of The Heart". With a begining like that one is almost inclined to think that this suckling of a year could possibly see an occasional bout of unpremeditated debauchery. Let us make the best of it. Once again: Happy New Year!
Posted by Jarkko at
03:34 AM
