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What a ballet-hoo! Top ballerina in Scheherezade shame - she may quit, says former friend.

 GUILLEM TREATED ME LIKE DOG - SAYS DOG

Oo-la-la! It's a dog eat dog world in the Hustle & Bussell of Ballet.

Zany Ismene your soaraway Bun! dance critic reports from Battersea
Gorgeous stunner Nolly McTangery was in tears last night as she admitted to being: 
  • cast in a ballet in Hammersmith's seedy Labatt's Apollo Night Club
  • forced to wear sexy Arabian undies 
  • use chiffon in act
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"I've NEVER been to Persia - and I never will, now I know what they get up to" she sobbed in her dressing room, a source close to the Dancing Times revealed yesterday.   

Another nail in the coffin for tormented Opera House employees came as 400  cushions failed to arrive on time for the performance.

 Leggy french bombshell Sylvie Guillem was heard ordering her dog to perform acts of obedience in a South London park last night.

TERRIFIED pensioner Pamela May said she heard WHELPS and YELPS coming from the canine at about 10.00pm as she crossed Clapham Common to visit her MP. 

"She was talking in French, but I knew exactly what she was saying" says Pamela, who speaks no French, but used to have a dog herself. "It was obvious the dog was petrified.  I've never liked the French, and I'm not starting now"said Ms May as she boarded the Euroshuttle for Paris to judge a ballet competition. 
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