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Bruce Madmin

01-04-04, 06:49 AM (GMT)
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"EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers"
 
   LAST EDITED ON 21-12-04 AT 12:10 PM (GMT) by Bruce (admin)
 
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21 December 2004 - I've just received the following email from the European Agency for Safety and Health at Work. It makes clear that they appreciate this is a joke but are none the less keen to ensure that nobody thinks they have anything to do with this - something we believe is abundantly obvious from the page already. None the less we confirm and make clear this by printing their communication in its entirety at the top of this page. To avoid any further pain and upset we have removed the logo and contact details that helped make it a fun page that people enjoyed.

Our ref.: WE 04 D 5030

Dear Mr Marriott,

I am writing to you regarding the following message on your noticeboard:
http://www.ballet.co.uk/dcforum/news/2217.html

Although we appreciate that this is an April's Fool joke, we cannot allow
unauthorised use of the Agency's logo or any other details that may give
visitors to your site the impression that we are in any way connected to
that message.

We therefore officially request you to remove all references to the Agency,
and its logo, from your website as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely,

--
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Project Manager
European Agency for Safety and Health at Work
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Tel: + 34 94 479 3538
Fax: + 34 94 479 4383
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Press Release
01.04.2004

EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers

As part of its commitment to a healthy workforce, the EU Commission today unveils several proposals aimed at protecting vulnerable workers. The DanceRite initiative is aimed at dancers and allied workers: it starts by putting right a clear injustice concerning specialist dance footwear, but through its


continuing working parties will rapidly spawn other legislation aimed at liberating today's dancers from the harmful and exploitative practices of the past.

"For over 150 years those involved in ballet have accepted the crippling brutality of the pointe shoe - an aberrant 19th century practice as outmoded as foot binding and bodily mutilation - and which we will legislate to ban within the next 3 years", says Dikk van Knutz, EU Commissioner for Dance Health and Safety.

Passing the necessary legislation will take time but with more immediate effect, from September 2004, all pointe shoes will be required to have a health and safety warning ('Pointe Shoes Seriously Damage Your Feet') prominently displayed on them. Ballet audiences are also to be made very aware of the changes by a similar message on the front of all programmes and beneath any pictures in which pointe shoes are worn. Resource packs, for choreographers and others in the profession, will be released to show how they can easily comply with the new legislation.

"It is not our intention to take anything away from the spectacle of great ballet," says van Knutz, "merely to make it safe and not to see dancers' bodies needlessly abused for public pleasure."

Key DanceRite Working Parties are to be established in the following areas:

  • dance partnering and lifts, where there is a proposal for the lifted dancer either to be secured by a safety harness or to wear appropriate head and body protection.
  • fouettes and turns. Research shows that these are currently dangerously fast and it is likely that more than 6 turns in any 5-minute period will be banned.
  • jumps remain a huge hazard for dancers and tables of maximum jump height vs jump length for various weights/heights of dancer will be introduced as soon as practicable. Dancers will also be limited to 3 jumps in any one 24 hour period.

Dikk van Knutz again, "There can be no exceptions where Health and Safety is concerned in the EU and the exploitative bad old days of ballet and dance will soon be at an end I'm pleased to say."


ENDS


DanceRite Web Links:
Details of the DanceRite proposals
DanceWEB Europe initiative
European Agency for health and safety at work
EU website dealing with labour law and work organisation


Contact:
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  Subject     Author     Message Date     ID  
  RE: Justin 01-04-04 1
     RE: Auntie 01-04-04 2
         RE: Ann Welsh 01-04-04 3
             RE: ami 01-04-04 6
             RE: alison 01-04-04 11
             RE: Bruceadmin 01-04-04 13
         RE: PhilipBadmin 01-04-04 4
         RE: ami 01-04-04 5
             RE: Helen 01-04-04 7
             RE: Jane Sadmin 01-04-04 9
  RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers jennyd 01-04-04 8
     RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers Amelia 01-04-04 10
         RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers Viviane 01-04-04 12
             RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers Anjuli_Bai 01-04-04 14
  RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers pmeja 01-04-04 15
     RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers Eric Taub 01-04-04 16
  April Fool Bruceadmin 02-04-04 17
     RE: April Fool Tony Newcombe 02-04-04 18
         RE: April Fool Amelia 02-04-04 19
             RE: April Fool Bruceadmin 02-04-04 21
         RE: April Fool alison 02-04-04 20
  European Agency for Safety and Health at Work Request Bruceadmin 21-12-04 22
     RE: European Agency for Safety and Health at Work Request Paul A 21-12-04 23
         RE: European Agency for Safety and Health at Work Request Joanne 21-12-04 26
     RE: European Agency for Safety and Health at Work Request ian_palmer 21-12-04 24
         RE: European Agency for Safety and Health at Work Request Helen 21-12-04 25
         RE: European Agency for Safety and Health at Work Request alison 21-12-04 27
             RE: European Agency for Safety and Health at Work Request Bruceadmin 21-12-04 28

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Justin

01-04-04, 08:06 AM (GMT)
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1. "RE:"
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   After the fiasco at the Bolshoi as to the ideal height/weight of a ballerina, I can only hope that this initiative will spread to Russia once it has gained a firm foot-hold within the EU.


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Auntie

01-04-04, 08:18 AM (GMT)
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   What is particularly disappointing is that there is no mention of extensions in the proposals. Surely the fashion for exaggeratedly high extensions is potentially just as harmful to dancers' joints as jumps and lifts.

Madge.


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Ann Welsh

01-04-04, 09:51 AM (GMT)
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   Nor does the report mention cruelty to animals, such as donkeys, dogs or chickens!
Or the danger to dancers in proximity to run-away swan-boats.


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ami

01-04-04, 09:52 AM (GMT)
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   >Nor does the report mention cruelty to animals, such as
>donkeys, dogs or chickens!
>Or the danger to dancers in proximity to run-away
>swan-boats.

Or the orange tiger! what a misrepresentation of all tigers struggling hard for their rights around the world!!!


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alison

01-04-04, 01:25 PM (GMT)
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   LAST EDITED ON 01-04-04 AT 01:29 PM (GMT)
 
Of course, the other thing it doesn't mention, and this has struck me quite forcibly over the last few weeks, is the number of potentially dangerous weapons being used on-stage. Giselle, Mayerling, Sleeping Beauty, Swan Lake, Romeo & Juliet, Manon, La Fille Mal Gardée, La Sylphide ... about the only one I could think of which didn't have one was Napoli.


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Bruceadmin

01-04-04, 03:23 PM (GMT)
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   >Nor does the report mention cruelty to animals, such as
>donkeys, dogs or chickens!

I think that was the suject of an ealier news posting:
http://www.ballet.co.uk/dcforum/news/768.html


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PhilipBadmin

01-04-04, 09:51 AM (GMT)
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   Maybe further proposals will consider making the the revealing sexist tutu optional for female dancers.


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ami

01-04-04, 09:51 AM (GMT)
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   May a propose an amendment to outlaw 'dippy' partners? Especially the ones that *FORGET* to catch/hold/put down (and instead just let go! dropping 2-4 metres onto pointe HURTS)... and perhaps some compensation for bruises thus obtained?


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Helen

01-04-04, 10:04 AM (GMT)
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   Frankly, I think this ruling on pointe work is long overdue. Pointe work is so obviously a sign of the subjection of women, quite apart from its health and safety aspects.

I trust that all female dancers who have been subjected to this indignity in the past will be able to sue their teachers, ballet companies and, of course, the makers of their shoes, for lavish compensation for the harm done.


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Jane Sadmin

01-04-04, 10:13 AM (GMT)
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   There will need to be careful consideration of a number of anomalies - for example the position of adult men who wear pointe shoes entirely from choice. Will exceptions be granted for such companies as the Trocaderos? We could have the very interesting situation that companies like that will in a few years' time be the only place where pointe work can be seen: they could have an important historical role in keeping knowledge of the skill alive until such time as scientists invent a less damaging shoe.


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jennyd

01-04-04, 10:11 AM (GMT)
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8. "RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers"
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   I'm very glad to hear this - does this mean that ballet companies will also be liable for foot injuries sustained by such a cruel and evil practice?

I believe female corps members in some US ballet companies have already begun a class-action suit against Freeds.

*winks at Bruce*


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Amelia

01-04-04, 12:12 PM (GMT)
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10. "RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers"
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   LAST EDITED ON 01-04-04 AT 12:37 PM (GMT)
 
Good joke for the 1st of April!!


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Viviane

01-04-04, 01:53 PM (GMT)
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12. "RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers"
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   Overhere we do have a commercial on tv about it !


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Anjuli_Bai

01-04-04, 03:52 PM (GMT)
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   Well, I for one - PROTEST! After so many years my feet are nicely shaped into a pointe, a Capezio pointe, to be exact. Therefore if pointe shoes are no longer available I am at a distinct disadvantage in using ordinary shoes for ambulatory activities.

And, I simply can't be expected to give up my everyday tutu - without all that boning - well, "things" may flop about. Next, I will be expected to give up my everyday tiara and expose that my center part is not quite straight. How vulgar to have to appear without my tiara. (Really!)

Now, if we truly want to help over stressed dancers, we could insist that the classroom mirror be removed. Being forced to examine every defective jot and tittle (especially of others) is simply too much to expect. It harms one's self image. And all those teachers' corrections.....that's a real damage to one's assurance and ego.

But I do think that we should microscopically examine those stories of the ballets - seems to me that various groups are not fairly represented. Think of the damage to young boys when they see that that fool of a Siegfried can't tell the difference between Odette and Odile! And, Rothbart gives evil magicians a bad name.

(Thanks, Bruce, for the fun!)


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pmeja

01-04-04, 04:45 PM (GMT)
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15. "RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers"
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   bruce i would very much love to see all of these april news flashes consolidated into a single place....


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Eric Taub

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16. "RE: EU Introduces Health and Safety Regulations for Dancers"
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   I hope the EU will also ban the traumatic fish-dive, or at least limit the number a dancer must be called upon to perform to a sane number, say, one. Yes, it might require some changes to the pas from Sleeping Beauty, but according to the Russians those dives don't belong there, anyway.

I also think Albrecht should be allowed to take an appropriately timed break while he's being danced to death, to prevent him from being, well, danced to death.

Ah, the brave new world of safe ballet.


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Bruceadmin

02-04-04, 09:41 AM (GMT)
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Thanks everybody for your great comments - I hope it never happens, but somehow in these days of political correctness it seems all a bit closer than one would really like.

I will try and add all the April fools togther at some time. Trouble is everybody is now wise to us on the 1st April. That said it's still best NOT to point out that such postings are an April Fool on the day - that just spoils it for others.

God knows what we do next year!


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Tony Newcombe

02-04-04, 11:20 AM (GMT)
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   A Russian Circus troop visiting the U.K. last year did fall foul of legislation. It was crash helmets all round, I believe. Mind you a motor cyclist's helmet would have saved Ms Cojacaru from facial injury in Manon!


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Amelia

02-04-04, 11:53 AM (GMT)
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   "Trouble is everybody is now wise to us on the 1st April. That said it's still best NOT to point out that such postings are an April Fool on the day - that just spoils it for others."

Obvoiusly NOT 'everyone is now wise'. I proved to be grossly unwise as much as a friend of mine who phoned me yesterday to share her jenuine concern with regard to this 'release'.
I apologise for not knowing the rules, Bruce. Please remove my previous posting. And I would better shut up for a while until become wiser.


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Bruceadmin

02-04-04, 09:56 PM (GMT)
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Your fine. Glad your friend fell for it!!


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alison

02-04-04, 06:38 PM (GMT)
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   I think it'd have made things worse, actually - the angle she fell at, it could have broken her jaw


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Bruceadmin

21-12-04, 12:18 PM (GMT)
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22. "European Agency for Safety and Health at Work Request"
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I've just modified the initial 'Press Release' posting - the words speak for themselves. A sad tale really.


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Paul A

21-12-04, 12:38 PM (GMT)
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   >
>I've just modified the initial 'Press Release' posting - the
>words speak for themselves. A sad tale really.


Lor' lumme!

We'll not be allowed to breathe next!!



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Joanne

21-12-04, 01:05 PM (GMT)
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   The Agency should be thanking you that you gave them some free advertising! I'd never heard of them, which is probably a good state to be in, and I'll now try and forget about them as I go about my incredibly hazardous, accident-round-the-next-corner (very ordinary) life...
Did you actually research them Bruce? Had you fallen foul of them in some way before or was it all a lucky guess ?!


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ian_palmer

21-12-04, 12:54 PM (GMT)
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   I had to do a double take on this one, in case it was April 1st 2005 already. Sadly it isn't, and I am absolutely shocked to find that there are real people employed by Brussels (and no doubt paid through my taxes) who trawl through internet sites eradicating this sort of thing. It just proves the ridiculous level of bureaucracy to which the EU has stooped (which is also completely destroying the agricultural industry in which I work).

Sorry that's a bit of a rant, I just can't believe the pettiness of it!


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